Anime Quotes
"No... Ikari-Kun is calling me."
-Rei Ayanami, Evangelion
"I don't need anyone's satisfaction but my own!"
"I Feel Sick."
"I hate everyone and everything, but most of all, I hate
myself."
-Asuka Langley Soryuh, Evangelion
"History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats
of war, peace, and revolution continue on
forever."
Mariemeia Barton, Endless Waltz
"I need to determine for myself whether or not peace at
the expense of lives can really be called peace. And I shall become
evil itself to find out!"
Chang Wu Fei, Endless Waltz
"If you're joking that's cruel, but if you're being sarcastic,
that's even worse!"
Duo Maxwell, Endless Waltz
"WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW?!?!"
-Ryoga Hibiki, Ranma 1/2
"Nothing good can ever come from hanging around normal
people."
-Harry McDougal, Outlaw Star
"Even the little things make me happy, and that is the
life I want back."
-Usagi Tsukino, Sailor Moon
"Somehow I doubt Charlie Parker would quote Gothe."
"I'm not going there to die, I'm going to find out if
I was ever alive."
Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop
"My life is one thing, my manhood is anohter story!"
Ranma, Ranma½
"Sprouting a robot out of your head is a pretty messed
up thing to do."
-Harako Haruhara, FLCL (Furi Kuri)
"Death of the self, that is the only absolute freedom."
-Kaworu Nagisa, Evangelion
"Now watch closely everyone. I'm going to show you
how to kill a god."
-Lady Eboshi, Mononoke Hime
"So what if I'm not you!? Are you just going to give up
now!? If you stay here and do nothing, I won't forgive you! I'll NEVER
forgive you!! Nobody's perfect. You realize that you've made a mistake,
and then regret it... That's all I've ever known. Nothing but empty happiness
and hating myself. But... I feel like I always grew from the experience!"
-Misato Katsuragi, Evangelion
"I promise I'll love you til the end of the world.
Isn't that enough?"
-Touga Kiryuu, Adolesence of Utena
"Taking on a vampire at night task for morons and fools.
Which are you?"
-Meier Link, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
"I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I
know that I know, I think I know even though I don't think I think."
-Ed, Cowboy Bebop
"The only way to live a good life is to act on one's emotions."
-Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing
"Take your sorrow and turn it into anger!"
-Giren Zabi, Mobile Suit Gundam
"Times like this make me glad I'm a natural Coward"
-Kai Shiden, Mobile Suit Gundam
"Nostradamus? That's so passe' "
-Noata Nandaba, FLCL
(Furi Kuri)
" 'Grab the oppurtunities that life
hands you'; those are the words I live by."
-Char Aznable, Mobile
Suit Gundam
Video Game Quotes
"Give me your best shot....If you're prepared for the
Void!"
"You hear that? It's the sound of the Reaper."
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world
is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."
-Magus, Chrono Trigger
"Even if I go to Hell, I will live 'til the end of the
world, and if the world does not come to an end I will destroy it with
my own hands!"
-Grahf, Xenogears
"If this is all a dream, don't wake me up."
-Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII
"Too much hope is the opposite of despair... an overpowering
love may consume you in the end."
-Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII
"......"
-Chrono, Chrono Trigger
"We may be pirates, but we're not barbarians. We'll let
them keep their toilet paper."
-Tiesel Bonne, Megaman Legends 2
"You think a minor thing like the end of the world would
do me in?"
-Sabin, Final Fantasy VI
"Zoom! Ding Ding!"
"I have no something."
-Mr. Saturn Earthbound/Mother 2
"Those who want everything will end up with nothing."
-Lulu, Final Fantasy X
"Somehow, my bad feelings always seem to come true."
-Tidus, Final Fantasy X
"Save your breath human; you'll need it to scream once
I start ripping your arms off"
-Grom Hellscream, Warcraft III
Quotes by Friends
"I'm Confused."
"Doug, you're a genius."
"I need a girlfriend, or at least the creativity to invent
my own imaginary one like Bush."
-Matt Lawrence
"At first the teenage heart is unbreakable, like a rock,
strong, solid, and dependable...but after the winds and sands of pain brush
past, the heart is merely a pebble for the rest of eternity."
"Welcome to the world of being a teenager. You're such
a mix cocktail of emotions that you get drunk (aka depressed) no matter
what."
-Chelsea Phaneuf
"I should be marketed by Mattel."
"I come in an array of poses."
"Ack! I'm covered in buttery goodness!"
"Xbox crushes babies!"
-Jess Holmes
"Hey look! There's Mirrors on the ceiling!"
-December 1, 2001
"Infatuation is oft times the easiest emotion to feel,
and always the hardest to understand."
"It was the strangest and scariest thing I've ever felt,
but ultimately the most beautiful."
"What's scarier? The fact that I can, or the fact that
I do?"
"The present is always our happiest point in time.
One can look at the past and regret the things they could've changed, or
they can look to the future and dread the things they know they cannot
change. Always live for today, always live for now."
"I don't care what you say,every day, every hour, every
moment, effect who you are whether you like it or not."
"As friends ride off into the sunset we may cry, we may
laugh, we may remain perfectly silent. But ultimately we know that even
if we never see them again, they are always with us, because any true friend
has helped carve us into the better person we are now, and we are better
people for having known them. All that's left to do is tell the sunset
to take care of them."
-Dark Stream
"Now all I need is a clear night, an elevated rose garden,
an ax, and a water main."
"Nice guys may finish last, but they get the gold in
the end."
"Dougie cannot live on fresh alone."
"Who needs Evercrack when you have final fantasy
I have Final Fantasy Xtasy?"
"The fact that God gave us a sense of humor proves he
has one himself."
"Loyal friends are ones who are there when you need to
be reminded that you have some the most."
"It's like a Picasso Painting....only with music."
"Life seldom makes sense, and if it does chances are
you're not paying attention."
"I need an outlet right about now, my world's come a
bit unplugged."
-Doug Wilder
"Following your destiny is as futile as chasing your shadow."
"I'd rather die by God's wrath than God's will, because
at least then I lived."
"And God said, refering to Earth, 'And a special thanks
goes to Satan, for without whome all this would never be possible' "
"The word of the day is Harringtonisms."
-Dan Walker
"It's Karazy!"
-Brian Cunningham
"You! Outta my universe"
"If it's not naked I'm not interested."
-Dave Lucier
"Is that...is that a... a......? WHAT THE HELL IS
THAT?!?!"
"How 'bout you wrap me up in duct tape and hang me from
the basketball hoop instead?"
-Dan Lucier
"The Director on Project Greenlight is pretty much Dave
Lucier without a brain."
-Andrew Bemis
"Old people are funny."
"In your own words, why do people call you 'Spaz'? "
"I'm going back to my world of fantasy where things make
sense."
-Matt Bartlett
"Hit 'em in the maturity! Oh wait they have none."
"Note to self; 'TV is dumb'."
-Charlie Clayton
"Boobs are fun because we don't have 'em."
"I'm throwing imaginary feces at you."
"Look, I'll put the potato down
my crotch!"
-Justin Daniels
"Your friend Justin seems like a bit of a weirdo."
"Yum. Hockey. Good."
"I always wondered what it was that a bathroom really
needed, and the answer is; disco music."
-Tom Wilder
"Damnit Doug you made us look bad! You were the one speaking
the most German with those girls!"
-Jon Cash
"In other news, Space Ghost is damn funny. Zorak is my
hero."
"I need a monkey, that i can train to give people Ebola.
If I had a monkey I'd name it Göbbles."
"The most you can expect from perfection is a moment."
-Ed Blair
"I'm beginning to think half the people in Japan are high,
the other half is depressed, and the third half is confused completely."
"There is a bit of Kuno is all of us!"
-Knok947
"Every time's a good time when you're naked."
-Pete Fabbrucci
Movie Quotes
"........"
-Silent Bob, Clerks, Mall Rats,
Chasing Amy, Dogma
"Alright you primitive screwheads
listen up!"
"You ain't leading but two things
right now; Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."
-Ash, Army of Darkness
"I know you're out there.
I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us.
You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't
come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell
you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and
then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going
to show them a world, without you, a world without rules or controls, a
world without borders or boundries, a world, where anything is possible.
Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you."
-Neo, The Matrix
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're
a god, you say YES!"
-Winston Zeddmore, Ghostbusters
"NOBODY steps on a
church in my town!"
-Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"Leave it to the Catholics to destroy
existence."
-Serendipity, Dogma
"If this is a crush, I don't think
I could handle it if the real thing happened."
-Holden McNeil, Chasing Amy
"1500 years ago, everybody 'knew'
that the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody
'knew' that the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you 'knew' that humans
were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll 'know' tomorrow."
-Kay, Men in Black
"Need I remind you, 007, that you
have a license to kill---not to break the traffic laws!"
-Q, Goldeneye
"I only speak two languages; English
and bad English."
-Korben Dallas, The Fifth Element
"I want the people to know that
they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them,
and that ain't bad."
-The President, Mars Attacks
"The world changes, we do not, there
lies the irony that finaly kills us."
-Armand, Interview With The
Vampire
"I'm too old to live forever."
-David Talbot, Queen of The
Damned
"It's Okay, I landed on my head."
The Great Gonzo, The Great Muppet
Caper
"The only true currency in this
bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
-Lester Bangs, Almost Famous
"Never take it seriously. If you
never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt
then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to
the record store and visit your friends."
-Penny Lane, Almost Famous
"Do you know what the scariest thing
is? To not know your place in this world. To not know why you are here.
It's...it's just an awful feling."
-Elijah Price, Unbreakable
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love
and to be loved in return"
-(Repeated Line), Moulin Rouge
Song Lyrics
"Anyone perfect must be lying."
-Barenaked Ladies, Falling
for The First Time
"I don't tend to worry about the things that other people
say. And I'm learning that I wouldn't want it any other way. Call
me crazy, but it really doesn't matter to me, all that matters is she."
-Barenaked Ladies, Life, in a Nutshell
"Take it from a fella who's been 'round the block so many
times he knows the only parking spot that's free."
-Barenaked Ladies, The Wizard of Magicland(It's Only
Me)
"Nothing worth having comes without
some kind of fight."
-Barenaked Ladies, Lovers In
A Dangerous Time
"Even if I dream, even if I cry,
even if I get hurt, reality keeps coming recklessly..."
-(Artist Unknown), Rinbu Revolution
"What makes a man? Is it the woman
in his arms, just cuz she has big tities? Or is it the way he fights everday?.......
No it's probably the tities."
-DVDA, Now you're a Man
"Sometimes I catch and hold love
and pain, tightly in my arms. It will fade away, but I will remember
it... Always...."
-(Artist Unknown), Radical
Dreamers, Unstolen Jewel
"Just being close to you doesn't
make love happen."
-Goddess Family Club, My Heart
Iidasenai Your Heart Tashikametai
"I don't believe you can resist
the things that make no sense."
-Franka Potente, Beleive
"How can I stand here with you and
not be moved by you?"
-Lifehouse, Everything
"Your innocent eyes have yet to
see the potential you posses inside."
-(Artist Unknown) Thesis of
a Cruel Angel
"What am I if I can't be yours?"
-(Artist unknown) Thantos, If
I Can't Be Yours
Miscellaneous Quotes
"With great power comes great responsibility"
-(repeated line) Spider-Man
comic books
"Thinking that life will treat you
fairly just because you're a good person is like expecting that an angry
bull won't charge at you because you're a vegitarian."
-Unknown
"A line may be the shortest distance between two points,
but it's not as interesting."
-Thedore Seuss Giesel (aka Dr. Seuss)
"I don't care if I go to Heaven or Hell, I've got friends
in both places"
-Mark Twain
"Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved
with bending."
-Bender, Futurama
"Saving the princess is for pussies"
-Lewis Black, on the subject of why Grand Theft Auto
3 is a great game
"No journey is long when you have a friend by your side."
"If you eat poison, don't forget to lick the dish."
-Japanese Proverbs
"Stand firm for what you believe in. Until or unless
logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor
looks naked, the emperor is naked. The Truth and a lie are not sort
of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life,
that can't be improved with pizza."
-Daria Morgandorfer, Is It College yet?
"I don't cheat death; I master it."
Ra's al Gul, Batman Beyond
Multiple Liners
Friends
Dan L: I think we went a little overboard with the spoon
there
Doug: Two Things Dan, 1; that was just pushed off
a Josh's plate, and 2; That's a fork not a spoon
Doug: Where's Dave?
Dan L: Probably getting laid, or at least trying to.
Doug: Well it is Dave.
Dan L: You're right, he's only trying
Doug: Tim, are you causing trouble again?
Tim: Of Course! What do you expect I'm a drummer!
Doug: Alright, keep up the good work
(over Instant Messanger)
Doug: let us a observe a moment of silence for chuck's
sanity
Chuck: I lost it... when... I....
Chuck: wait.
Chuck: sanity, right?
Doug: I think so
Chuck: I don't think chuck came included with those
Chuck: ::checks "Chuck" box... 'Sanity not included,
some assembly required'::
Doug: but does he come with flapjacks?
Chuck: ::checks again:: 'with extreme flapjack
action! just pull his ear!' ::pulls ear::
Chuck: FLAPJACK FLAPJACK
Chuck: ....
Chuck: how about that!
(on a Dance Dance Revolution macinhe)
Doug: Ugh! I don't want to dance with you!
You suck!
Dan L: Me? You Suck!
Doug: I suck at DDR, you suck at life, there's a difference
Dan L: DDR IS life!
Dark Stream: If you could have only one thing from that
girl what would it be?
Doug: A chance.
Doug: Ahhhh, Cherry Coke, my anti-drug.
Dark Stream: And yet you're addictited to that.
Doug: Your point?
Dark Stream: Nothing, just toss me a can of your hypocrisy.
Movies/Plays
(from the Transformers Movie)
Starscream: Megatron? Is that you?
Galvatron: Here's a hint!(transformers into a cannon
and blasts Starscream into oblivion.)
(from Death of a Salesman)
Bernard: Sometimes a man just has to walk away.
Willy: What if he cant?
Bernard: I guess thats when its tough....
(From Return of the Jedi)
Han Solo: Together again.
Luke Skywalker: Wouldn't miss it.
Han Solo: How we doin'?
Luke Skywalker: Same as always.
Han Solo: That bad, huh?
Anime
(From Cowboy Bebop)
Faye Valentine: "You're totally
wrong if you think your old woman still thinks about you."
Spike Spiegel:
"You're totally wrong yourself if you think every other woman thinks like
you."
Miscellaneous
(From The Daily Show)
John Stewart: "What is it? That
if you lick a frog you get crazy thoughts?"
Kermit The Frog: "If you're licking
frogs you were crazy to begin with."
Video Games
(From Mega Man X 2)
Sigma: Wait Zero, you know you
were destined to follow me!
Zero: Maybe so, but I just don't
like you.